Words of wisdom

As people provide me with wonderful tidbits, I will add... so I can look back and remember. My 2 favourite so far are:


Just like you did not know what an orgasm was before you had one, nature does not let you know how great children are until you have them. Children are the orgasm of life. - here's hoping!

AND

Don't worry, baby's are really hard to kill! You'll do fine.